Lil Wayne’s Got A Filthy Ass Dirty Mouth!

And I don’t mean that in the good way. So hiding under Lil Wayne’s grill of diamonds and platinum lived some nasty rotten shit that not even Paris Hilton would suck on. TMZ says that Lil Wayne spent 8 hours in the dentist chair getting 8 root canals and several tooth implants added in. How the hell did his anal gland breath not melt those diamonds?! Damn.

Lil Wayne was supposed to shuffle off to prison last week to begin serving his sentence for felony attempted gun possession, but the judge put it off until March 2nd so he could undergo the emergency dental work. I guess they didn’t want Lil Wayne’s dirty mouth stinking up the other inmate’s dicks.

Like most, I’d rather eat a raw vegetable than go to the dentist, but I’m good as long as they stick a dozen needles filled with numb juice in my gums. However, the worst part of going to the dentist is trying to deal with my ADD tongue. You don’t know how many times my evil dentist has warned me that if I don’t keep my tongue still he’s going to accidentally cut it with the drill. But I can’t help it!

My tongue must think the drill is a dick, because it automatically wiggles towards it. One time I asked my dentist if I could hold my tongue down with my hand and he denied me! Bitch probably jacks off to Hostel. I’m going to be pissed if he ever cuts my tongue off. And not because he cut my tongue off, but because I’d rather lose my tongue doing something fun. I don’t want my tongue to go out like that.