Hot Slut Of The Day!

Galina Zmievskaya, Johnny Weir’s figure skating master!

As you can tell from the crusty tears on your cheek, Johnny Weir skated the performance of his career at the Olympics last night but still came in 6th. Pfft. Who needs a gold medal anyway? It would take the spotlight off his already golden skin tone. The rhinestone medal you get for 6th place is way fancier (note: you don’t get a medal for 6th place).

But anyway, I spent most of my time watching Galina watch Johnny. The woman was like a hawk in a fox coat stalking her diamond-encrusted prey. Galina would not take her eyes off of Johnny. It was kind of mesmerizing. And when his scores came in, I thought she was going to rip off her coat all-cunt like, stomp over to the judges, take off her pretend glove and slap each of them like a dignitary! As she should have!

Galina didn’t do that though. She kept it together for Johnny. Look at this precious picture of them last night. Look at her gazing at him after he was named the Winter Formal Rose Princess.

And is that a shadow over her eye, or did Galina get a little fudge pudding on her brow?