Pete Doherty Doesn’t Look Well?

February 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

One of the photo agencies I got this picture from says that Dreamboat Doherty didn’t look well as he left Koko Club in Camden last night. Maybe my eyes have grown accustomed to his sore-y face (I should get that checked out by a doctor), but he still looks like if Helena Bonham Carter caught leprosy, got attacked by a zombie and then tried to cool her rage by drinking gallons of embalming fluid. This is the way he always looks! This is the Dreamy I fell in love with (again, I should get that checked out by a doctor).

What we should really be focusing is the dude on the left’s hairline. That’s the real story. Let’s get a little closer, shall we?

What in the name of Kid ‘N Play!!!!?! I didn’t know a hairline like that existed anymore outside of Jermaine Jackson’s head. Shit. At least we know Vanilla Ice still has one fan. Ice ice baby.

Tags: Beautifulest, Crackheads, Fergie, Marky Mark, Pete Doherty

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