Open Post: Hosted By Kitty Acid
Have you noticed that your cat has been scratching at its nose like there’s snakes coming out of its nostrils, or bumping into walls as though it’s trying to jump through some kind of magical portal? You might have realized that something wasn’t right when you got a call from the police, because they found your cat snuggling with a frozen turkey in the poultry section of your grocer’s cooler. Well, you might want to clear your cupboards of Friskies and drop your cat off at Promises in Malibu, because Purina is feeding your cat the bad shit.
If you don’t believe me after watching the one-way acid trip above, then watch this clip below. Guess what this hairless pussy has been eating? Uh huh.
via Brand Freak & Buzzfeed (Thanks Ryan)