It’s Not Fashion Week Without An Appearance From Pamela Anderson’s Plastic Titty Balls
Everything about these pictures scream: LAST CALL! But really, it’s nothing new. During every fashion week from here to Bakersfield, the free clinic messiah rises from a puddle of 100 proof vomit and closes Richie Rich’s fashion show. Because nothing makes people run for the exit like Pamela Anderson’s vag. Seriously, Pamela should rent our her services. When you’ve got a party guest (aka one of your cousins) who just can’t take a hint, bring Pamela’s vag out and he’ll scatter faster than a hooker running from the po po’s siren.
Here’s more of Pammy looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom. Terrell Owens also walked during the show last night, and we’re going to need a few mammalogists to tell us what kind of creature is on his head.