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February 18, 2010 / Posted by:

The World Famous Bushman of San Francisco!

No, I’m not talking about that kind of bushman. Although, I’m sure you pick one of them up at the Lone Star Saloon. But this is a different kind of bushman.

For the past 30 or so years, David Johnson has been hiding behind tree leaves he snatched from the potted plant of a bank lobby (I’m guessing) to scare the dick out of unsuspecting passersby along Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. Hailey Glassman just fell in love…and then she fell into a potted plant again.

The Bushman considers himself a heart doctor, because he brings laughter and joy to many. I figured he called himself the heart doctor, because he brings heart attacks to many. But not everyone is laughing with the Bushman. He has been arrested dozens of times for misdemeanors, and has been beaten down by bitches who aren’t in the mood. The Bushman, who makes around $60k a year, even employs a bodyguard to protect him from the haters and to also alert him to the oldies who might die if he scares the life out of them.

Yes, dude has a bodyguard. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Maybe it’s time for Quween of the Scene to make a trip up north to San Francisco to guard The Bushman. It’ll be just like The Bodyguard, but with more glamour…and scabies.

Below is a short clip of a day in the life of the legendary Bushman!

(For Athena)

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