Bulge Over Auckland

February 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Hung, the HBO show about the adventures of a mammoth dick of wonder, is premiering in New Zealand and they erected this billboard in the middle of Auckland to let everyone know.

My nipples bark (they really do) for anything that advertises big dick, but this looks too much like a boiled egg to me. The bulge is probably coming from a chalupa dick. You know, short and stumpy. Like the Danny DeVito of bulges. And where is the panty elastic? Did it rip off due to the enormous weight of the obese peen? Yes, I’ve thought about this in detail. If I was in college, I’d write my thesis on this.

And you know Tommy Girl is going to find a way to climb up to that billboard and butt hump it.

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