Recently imprisoned Quween of the Scene returned to rule her kingdom yesterday, but not everyone greeted her with a welcome back parade. As Mama Betty Rock made her way out of a Beverly Hills medical center, she refused Quween’s posarassi protection services. The paps say that Quween and Betty White got into a little war of words.
When did the world start spinning the other way, because a few months ago Betty treated Quween like the fifth Golden Girl? Did Ben Linus turn the frozen wheel again? Why has this dream suddenly become a nightmare?! Is this the beginning of a Quween of the Scene backlash? Will Quween be exiled from the ho stroll? Do we have to pick sides now?
So many life-changing questions that need answers! And if we do have to decide who to hold hands with on the front lines, I have no choice but to rip up my “I Curtsy For Quween” t-shirt and join Team Cheesecake. Because we all know you don’t want to be on Betty White’s bad side.