In real life, Brit Brit’s natural beauty could launch a thousand
shits ships, so I don’t know why Candie’s dipped these pictures in the Fountain of Photoshop. Dozens of graphic designers probably broke their hands while spending hundreds of hours Photoshopping this to death and back. That didn’t need to happen, because Brit Brit’s beauty speaks for itself (SPOILER ALERT: it sounds like an auto-tuned fart).
And why is Brit Brit giving us FMLface in almost every single shot? Did she just eat a vegetable or something?