Silence Of The Lame
February 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Drop whatever you’re doing (aka nothing) and get to work on a “Can We Keep Pete Wentz Like This Forever” petition! This IS the look for Pete. Actually, it’s the only look for Pete.
At the end of Pete Wentz’s (or “Cock Blocker” if your name is Papa Joe) fashion show for his clothing line Clandestine Industries in NYC yesterday, he was wheeled out Hannibal Lecter style. This is Dulcolax’s answer to Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Rectum. Instead of eating a human liver with fava beans, Hannibal Rectum eats Asshole Simpson’s asshole. And that’s worse than cannibalism.
The truth is, whoever gave Pete Wentz a clothing line should be forced to wear this straitjacket and mask FOR LIFE!
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