Johnny Weir and the other enchanted unicorns of the ice weren’t the only hos in North America prancing and posing for their lives last night. The furry bitches at Westminster also strutted like it was the first of the month. Roundtown Mercedes Of Maryscot, or Sadie for short, proved that she was the top bitch in the game and sashayed away with the crown. Sadie didn’t even have to answer no dumb ass question to win. All she had to do was bat her eyes and shake those nipples. Speaking of nipples and Scottish Terriers, it’s oversharing time! What else is new?
When I was a teenager, my best friend at the time regularly house sat for this middle-aged couple who lived down the street from him. They looked just like Captain and Tennille. You will need that piece of info for the visual later.
Just like any self-respecting house sitter, he would always go through their shit whenever he got bored. Well, one time he called my ass over, because he said he had something “good” to show me. Little did I know that I was about to get scarred for life. When I got there, he showed me dozens of pictures of Mrs. Tennille completely naked ass naked. Muskrat and all. That wasn’t the bad part. The bad part was that in almost every picture she was either holding one of their Scottish Terriers in her arms, or one of the dogs chilled out in the background while she spread it for the camera. So whenever I see a Scottish Terrier, I always see a pair of 55-year-old saggy titties next to it.
On that note, here’s more pictures of Sadie and the other dogs of Westminster. Peta, who needs LESS people, showed up to try and rain on the parade. Where the fuck were they when Mrs. Tennille was committing Scottish Terrier abuse!