Yes, I know I should delete the season pass for Tila Tequila’s Horror Show of Hoaxes from my brain, but I feel like I need to continue to ride this circus train until it crashes into the side of a mountain…..for the final time.
So to recap: Shortly after Tila’s “wifey“ Casey Johnson died, she announced that she was with child. Tila claimed the father of her baby was The Game. The Game denied this. Tila later promised to announce the real identity of the father. But before she got to do that, Tila “dented” her head this past weekend and had to go to the hospital. Then a couple of days later, Tila complained about pains in her stomach. And now it finally seems that Tila’s shadow fetus is nothing but an old storyline. Just like that.
Before boarding a flight to Australia (apologies to Australians) yesterday evening, Tila told the paps that she had a miscarriage. Even the fraudulent palm reader with halitosis (who once told me I was going to meet the WOMAN of my wet dreams soon) could see this one coming. I mean, in Elphin “Tila Tequila” translates into “lying troll.”
But there’s more. Over at Tilas Rotspot (via ONTD), they posted an e-mail exchange between Tila and a fake magazine editor. The fake magazine editor tried to beat Tila at her own game by pretending they were interested in using her for an upcoming spread but were concerned about her growing baby bump. Tila responded with this:
“So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don’t announce to the media that I lost my baby. It’s something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE.”
What happens when you trick the troll? Do they jump off the bridge? Or does a group of women who suffered real miscarriages push it off?