Sure, Why Not?

February 16, 2010 / Posted by:

E!’s Marc Malkin is hearing that the producers of American Idol have had several conversations with butter fucker Paula Deen (over buttermilk biscuits and butter-tinis, I’m sure) about being a guest judge this season. The source told Marc, “They started talking about two weeks ago.”

Paula Deen probably serenades blocks of butter before she devours them, so that’s good enough for the producers of American Idol. Besides, since when do you need musical experience in order to judge American Idol? I mean, Ellen Degeneres is a talk show host, Randy was in Journey and I’m pretty sure Kara Dioshutthefuckupyouasshole used to be a wood shop teacher or a woodchuck. Or something.

So why shouldn’t Paula Deen or anybody else for that matter be a judge?

It would be pretty entertaining. If Paula doesn’t like one of the contestant’s performances, she can just throw a ham at them.

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