Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Mystique Summers Madison, the big beautiful drag empress from RuPaul’s Drag Race 2!

If one of Precious’ dream sequences involved her stealing Ariel’s voice to brainwash Prince Eric, it would look just like Mystique Summers Madison. Mystique is like Star Jones as seen through the eyes of Gay Al Reynolds (yes, that’s how their marriage lasted as long as it did).

Mystique really won a place in my no-heart during last night’s episode. The theme of the episode was “Cuuuuuuntry” and the queens were supposed to dress up like the sluttiest Knott’s Berry Farm waitress in the joint. Mystique wore this:

YES!!!! This is like what every big girl wears to her office Christmas party, court and/or her church fashion show! But Mystique, who is from Texas, said she chose that outfit because this is what all her friends wear back home. She called it “mall country.” The thing is, even though Mystique pulled that explanation out of her nipple hole, I totally got what she was saying. That’s going to be my Halloween costume this year. MALL COUNTRY!

And Mystique also does this whenever she gets the itch:

Doesn’t this make you hongray for split ham hocks with a maple/cayenne glaze?

(GIF via Vh1)

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