Afternoon Crumbs

February 16, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Axl Rose is lubed up and ready to go – SOW

Troll porn – Egotastic!

The twin messiahs looking kind of stoned in Italy. Have they been hanging around Mischa Barton? – Popsugar

And I bet Lady CaCa’s Brit Awards wig could clean the shit out of a toilet – Holy Moly!

Guard your 8-balls, London! LiLo is in town – Lainey Gossip

Zac Efron left his lipgloss at home, so he’s just trying to get a little of Vanessa’s. Must moisturize the sexy at all times – Just Jared

Xtina works the streets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Snooki is a mastermind – The Superficial

The lady on the left is the real hot bitch in this picture. Truth talk. – Hollywood Tuna

This Avatar parody is all sorts of false. Nerds don’t leave the basement! – Towleroad

Wake me when Chuck Bass is showing his tits in Playboy – ICYDK

Hongrayface is always in – Hollywood Rag

Kevin Smith is finally done with Fatgate – I’m Not Obsessed

Oprah will not let John Mayer cry all over her shoulder –Celebitchy

Jay-Z spits on the We Are The World remake – Socialite Life

8 reasons why Papa Joe will not leave his computer today – Cityrag

The pastor’s wife is fucking everyone – OHellNawl

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