Tila Tequila Is Right On Cue

February 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, professional wolf-crier Tila Tequila went to the hospital after what’s left of her brain tried to escape causing her to fall and hit her head against the wall. Tila Tweeted the entire thing. Of course, those of you who have been following this charade figured Tila’s “concussion” was just a prelude to her grabbing at her womb all dramatic-like and proclaiming the loss of her hoax baby. Well, Tila has not let you down, because this morning she Tweeted about the pains she’s feeling in her stomach. Just picture Bobby Trendy acting this out. It’s make it much more bearable.

It hurts so bad I literally woke up from my sleep….i dont know whats wrong? God this pain is too much!! I cant bare it =( a
bout 2 hours ago from web

Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them. They said if I do I need 2 go back 2 hospital
about 2 hours ago from web

God i hope nothing is wrong. Im literally crying right now cuz I can barely move. its like sharp knife stabbing pains thats unbearable =(
about 2 hours ago from web

I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened….bad….cuz thats the only thing I live & work hard for.
about 2 hours ago from web

Im crying right now. I know there is something wrong. I never felt this much pain there before. I would just die. Please God dont do this.
about 2 hours ago from web

I REFUSE to go to the hospital. I did last time and look what happened? Media EXPLOITS all of my pains and serious accidents. NOT OK
about 2 hours ago from web

If I die at least I will be with my wife. Sometimes I have those thoughts. Sometimes I get mad at her 4 leaving. Sometimes I feel like going
about 2 hours ago from web

Tila goes on and on before she suddenly forgets about the possibly dying fetus in her womb and announces that she’s adopting a baby from Russia.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!
31 minutes ago from web

THIS IS 100% CONFIRMED!!!!! I’M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY BOY ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD FROM RUSSIA AND IM GOING TO BE HIS MOMMY! SO HAPPY!!!
15 minutes ago from web

AHHH IM SO HAPPY I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! THEN I WILL SPEND A MONTH IN RUSSIA WITH MY NEW SON 2 BOND WITH HIM!
15 minutes ago from web

This is seriously the WORST “Choose Your Own Adventure” book I’ve ever read. I’ll trade your copy of “The Cave Of Time” for this mess. I mean, I can’t. Shit, none of us!

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