The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 12th!

February 15, 2010 / Posted by:

St Peter had a special greeting waiting for Captain Phil at the pearly gates – lezzytex

Runners-up:

The proud winner of the eBay auction of the leftovers from Heidi Montag’s latest chin surgery. – Disraeli_Ears

Give me a boiling pot of water with a dash of OYSTER BAY Seasoning and some melted butter, I may actually overlook the fact that it came out out of Paris Hilton’s crotch. – Stan Hooper

Okay Jimbo, I guess you weren’t lying. You DO have a girlfriend, and those ARE the longest most sumptuous legs I’ve ever seen. – Sweetas

via Daily Mail

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