Brit Brit’s Romantic Valentine’s Day Lunch

February 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Brit Brit Spears and her equally raggedy ass boyfriend Jason Trainwreck rolled through a McDonald’s drive-thru yesterday afternoon for a romantic Valentine’s Day hangover lunch since there’s no Waffle Houses in California.

Just let me believe that they went home, moved the plastic KMart patio table from the backyard to the family room, threw a white sheet over it, decorated it with plastic flowers (from a centerpiece stolen from one of her cousin’s weddings) and tealights, and then had themselves a VD meal fit for a Cheetoling! They serenaded themselves with Big Mac farts and Coke burps. This is exactly how I expect Brit Brit to spend her Valentine’s Day.

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