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February 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Waffle House! Because nothing says “true romance” like waffles, runny eggs, burnt coffee, the sight of a trucker’s ass crack and the sweet scent of nail glue and Jean Nate powder wafting off of her waitress. That was delivered with zero sarcasm, because oh-how I wish I could spend my VD at Waffle House. The only bitch I want to make out with today is a waffle covered in butter and syrup. The truth.

For the third year in a row, Waffle House will give a sink bath to their genitals and add a touch of romance to the joint for Valentine’s Day! At select Waffle Houses, you and your someone can be struck by cupid’s arrow all over again thanks to fine white linens (stains may vary), candelight, flowers and waiters in button-down white shirts (the rest of the staff will be in wife beaters). And if you want a little champagne or wine to go with your bacon, Waffle House’s sommelier (aka the cashier who has watched at least two episodes of Hell’s Kitchen) will offer suggestions. You can have either white (i.e. Thunderbird) red (i.e. Thunderbird with Welch’s), or sparkling (i.e. Thunderbird with Canada Dry).

So why bother putting on a tuxedo to go to Red Lobster, when you can keep your Pajama Jeans on and embrace the Waffle-scented love at Waffle House instead. Just listen to Gail Lovvorn in the clip below. She’s one “e” away from having “love” in her last name, so she’s obviously the authority on romance.

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY TO ALL!

(Image via al.com)

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