Butt Sex According To Rep. Nancy Elliott

February 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Up until now, I really thought I had a doctorate in butt sex. I mean, under the education portion of my resume it says: doctorate in butt sex. But now I have to erase that from my resume, because apparently I know nothing of butt sex. If anybody has a doctorate in butt sex, it’s Rep. Nancy Elliot (R-NH). In the clip above, she describes gay ass love as “putting it in the rectum of another man, and wiggling it around in excrement.

I need to cursty before the penis that “wiggled it around” in Nancy’s excrement, because I thought the wiggling penis was just a myth! In my peen travels, I’ve come across the thrusting penis, the lazy penis, the grinding penis, the “hit my ass canal until I bite a chunk off the pillow” penis, but I’ve never come across the wiggling penis. And I’m not talking about this kind of wiggle penis.

Nancy needs to stop being so selfish, and give that wiggling penis my Skype username. Hell, give it all of our Skype usernames, because we all must experience this wiggling penis for ourselves!

Fun fact: “Wiggling it around excrement” is also how doctors describe the mating ritual between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

And in case you need something to get you in the mood for “wiggling it around in excrement” this Valentine’s Day, here’s the remix!

via Boing Boing

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