Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 14, 2010 / Posted by:

This Golden Globe nominee/winner actress is probably C list. Despite the Golden Globe nod and being in one of the more famous movies of the past 20 years, she doesn’t get much attention. She does however have a very, very kinky sex life. How kinky? Well, I am glad you asked. She has been known to hire herself out as an escort for the night. She doesn’t do it for money. She does it for the thrill. She uses different photos in her ad and will throw on a wig when she goes to see the client. It probably would have stayed a secret except her loser ex-boyfriend who she supported has a big mouth. (CDAN)

Golden Globe nominee Gloria Stuart of Titanic, of course. Prostimemaws are all the rage right now. Git it, Gloria.

This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn’t care about it anymore. (CDAN)

I’m going to go with Joaquin Phoenix, because most of the time he looks like he really could use a good orgasm.

Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren’t exactly platonic dates. (CDAN)

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter? Duh, right?

There are two gorgeous actresses with a similar look and of a similar age who are frequently up for the same part. A juicy role came along that both girls wanted. Actress A – who had previously worked with the film’s director – was approached early in the process, and was basically told that the role was hers.

The director then did a project with Actress B. He expected her to be professional but somewhat of an ice queen. Not only was he bowled over by how genuinely warm and friendly and funny she was to work with, but he was also thrilled to find that she garnered rave reviews from both male and female members of the cast (something that Actress A had failed to do). He asked Actress B if she would like the lead role in his new film.

To say that Actress A completely flipped out when she found out that the director decided to replace her with Actress B would be an understatement. There was some serious screaming, swearing, and crying involved. Well, at least Actress A is probably well stocked up on waterproof mascara. (Blind Gossip)

Actress A either has a cosmetics contract or she sells Mary Kary once a month at the Rose Bowl flea market. Because of that, Actress A could be Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, MiserAlba, ScarJo, Jennifer Garner, Fishsticks Paltrow, Julianne Moore and every other actress who has at least 10 IMDB credits. Based on that shit, I”ll guess Reese Witherspoon and Katherine Hagel, because the latter recently replaced the former in a movie. And because I really want to see these two go at it in a cage. I’m sure Jakey Poo taught Reese how to rip an earring out and scratch at the eyes.

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