As Beautiful As Always

February 14, 2010 / Posted by:

And here we have the Louisiana trailer park blossom known as Brit Brit Spears going to Target in Calabasas, CA with her /boyfriend Jason Trainwreck yesterday afternoon. Before you start farting about how you hope she’s buying a handful of chichi tamers (aka bras to you), this is how Brit Brit likes her titties to look. Homegirl will not leave her house until her boobies look like two wet $1 cheeseburgers from McDonald’s. Speaking of, I’m sure Ronald McDonald has took off his gloves and fapped to these pictures since Brit Brit looks like a soggy french fry dipped in ketchup and mustard.

Hopefully while at Target, they picked up some Calgon for Jason, because dude looks like he’s been living in a ditch in someone’s backyard for years and is barely stumbling back into civilization. Jason looks like he has a hard time using utensils and regularly gets spooked out by TV antennas.

And since the theme of this post is modern day Helen of Troys, I also threw in some pictures of The Empress of Lucite graciously greeting her public on the ho stroll in L.A. the other day.

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