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February 13, 2010 / Posted by:

The shy frozen peen of the Winter Olympics Cauldron!

At last night’s Opening Ceremony in Vancouver, Wayne Gretzky, Steve Nash, Nancy Greene and Catriona LeMay Doan gathered around the cauldron to light it together using four hung icy dicks (aka what happens when you get a handjob from Nicole Kidman) that were supposed to get hard and rise from the ice. One of the peensicles got a case of erectile dysfunction and failed to stand up. Maybe it got a little shy? Or maybe its tip got a good look at Wayne Gretzky’s “Barry Manilow going to a costume party as a lesbian Wayne Newton” face and it chose to stay flaccid. Yeah, let’s go with the latter. Clip below:

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