Wino’s Crazy Cat Lady Days Are Over

February 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Last month, one of Wino’s friends told The Sun that they were afraid she had developed an unhealthy addiction to the scent of cat piss and the sight of saliva-dipped hair balls, because she couldn’t stop collecting pussy. At the time, Wino had 11 cats and was thinking about getting more. Well, Wino’s precious pussy friends must have not been that precious to her, because she has dumped all of their poor asses off at the shelter!

A source tells The Sun that since Wino can’t even taken care of a pet rock, so of course she was having trouble taking care of 11 cats. Wino got rid of them before leaving for Jamaica on Monday. The source went on to say, “Amy was pretty upset about it because she loved them dearly, but she had to give them up. They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control.”

So, let’s see: they were scratching at the walls, fucking each other’s orifices every second of the day, and generally acting crazy. Basically, they sound more well-behaved than Wino, so maybe she’s the one who should’ve went to the damn shelter instead!

Poor pussies are probably sitting in a cold cell trying to shake off the crack smoke addiction they got from hanging around Wino’s place all those months. Sad. There’s not a Q-Tip big enough to ease their pain.

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