Snook Is Naked

February 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Remember those rumored naked pictures of Jersey Shore’s Snookerpuss that you have been waiting to enjoy with a warm bottle of bacon lube? Well, fire up your genitals because one has arrived….maybe.

Radar, who has been googling “Snooki naked” non-stop for the past 48-hours, came across a website purely devoted to Snooki nudes. The evil doers who put up the website plan to release more for your enjoyment.

Radar believes the picture is real, because the background looks like Snooki’s bedroom from pictures she’s posted on her Twitter.

There’s something off about this picture. Either Snooki used the same lens Paula Abdul used for her “Promise Of A New Day Video,” or she’s been eating a lot of deep fried pickle s since this shit was taken. Although, Snooki does have the complexion of an overcooked hot dog like the ho in the picture above. Hmm..I’m not sure.

But I am sure that this picture belongs on (NSFW) Lurid Digs, because she didn’t even try to clean up her damn bedroom! When are sluts going to learn to give us some ambiance. Romance us! While she was down there sticking her ass out, she could’ve picked up that nasty ass sock and threw it in the trash can.

Tags: And You Are....?, Elton John, NSFW, Snooki

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