Open Post: Hosted By CoCo’s “Go Hard For Haiti” Movement

February 12, 2010 / Posted by:

The demure goddess known as CoCo is giving Angelina Jolie some competition for the title of “Our Modern Day Mother Theresaby asking all her Twitter followers to go hard for Haiti and buy the t-shirt she’s wearing. You know CoCo means business since she put on her high-heeled sneakers for the occasion. You also know that CoCo can do anything she puts her planet-sized ass to. CoCo’s ass goes hard (just ask her toilet)!

And I love that CoCo’s triple decker ass makes that fire extinguisher look like it’s the size of Jon Gosselin’s penis.

via Tabloid Prodigy

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