Kate Major Says Jon Gosselin Is Hung Like A Shrew Mouse

February 12, 2010 / Posted by:

During Hailey Glassman’s interview with the prestigious Steppin’ Out…Of The Port-A-Potty At A Warrant Concert Magazine, she said that her ex-boyfriend Jon Grosselin is “hung like a 9-year-old boy” and his peen is about 3 inches long. Kate Major, who also took a ride on Jon’s button mushroom, co-signs Hailey’s claim to Life & Style Magazine. Yes, it has come to this. We are talking in detail about Jon Gosselin’s dick. Do you think it’s too late for me to sign-up for classes at DeVry?

Anyababyhamstercoulddeepthroatjon, Kate says, “Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.” Kate also said that she and Hailey would laugh about Jon’s dick all the time.

Okay, Jon might have a dick that looks like half a piece of canned baby corn that has been left by the side of the road and pecked at by pigeons, but those two dumb bitches licked on it numerous times! Their clits had sword fights with Jon’s fetus dick (and their clits won) plenty of times! So who is the small penis now?

And do you think sucking on Jon’s dick is like sucking on one Bai Ling’s nipples? On that note, I’m off to DeVry.com!

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