Shortly after the news of Alexander McQueen’s death broke, every celebrity with a Twitter account or publicist had something to say. The BBC compiled them all on one page, but let me shine a spotlight on Kunty Karl Lagerfeld’s statement:
“I found his work very interesting and never banal. There was always some attraction to death, his designs were sometimes dehumanized. Who knows, perhaps after flirting with death too often, death attracts you.”
WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEAN?! I never know whether Karl is talking from the bottom of his decrepit zombie heart organ, or if he’s serving up another piping hot bowl of cuntness with a badly-whipped dollop of bitchery on top. I’m afraid that if that quote starts to make sense to me, my soul will forever belong to Karl. So I’ll keep throwing him a side-eye.
And since we’re all in a side-eye throwing mood, here’s what Kirstie Alley had to say. She seems to think that Alexander McQueen just went to the corner store to pick up some donuts (she’s always thinking about donuts):