If a teenage duckface from MySpace art directed a cover of a magazine, it would look just like Hailey Glassman’s cover for Steppin’ Out (aka Free Hobo Jack-Off Material Weekly).
Whoever says art takes time needs to get a gander at this (put a condom over your eye first), because I’m sure they only had 15-minutes to shoot this mess in the handicap bathroom of an Arby’s off the interstate. Even though the night manager kept pounding on the door to hurry up, Hailey kept posing like Phoebe Price at Ralphs. Hailey is a professional.
As for what Hailey is wearing: panties (stylist’s own, because Hailey’s panties were previously occupied by a mysterious lump of something), scarf top (borrowed from a homeless man outside who only lent it to Hailey after she flashed her tits at him), snake arm band (a Glassman family heirloom), pleather gloves (bought from the gas station down the street), and ring (it’s actually a disco ball rearview mirror charm also bought at the gas station down the street).
Not only does Jon Grosselin’s former piece look like the epitome of a fucking lady on this shit, but during the interview she said his penis was “tiny.”
Wait, Jon has a penis?!
And you better believe that Tina Fey’s Vogue cover for March 2010 is going to come with the headline: “JUDGE THIS HATERS!” I mean, Anna Wintour knows what’s good.