Playboy must be aiming for a record low in sales for the month of March, because they put Kelly Bensimon’s constipated praying mantis face in the same issue as the John Mayer interview. Actually, I take all the hate back since Kelly has the perfect face to accurately represent a John Mayer quote. Brilliant move, Playboy.
Just like I’m always curious to see my poop shapes in the toilet after a #2, I’m curious to see how Playboy handled Kelly’s “at war” titties. Is there a peace treaty tool for Photoshop? Anybody who has seen Kelly’s breasts (click here if you haven’t) know that while she sits front row at ALL fashion shows, her titties are forced to stand at opposite ends of the room. And it looks like her belly button is taking sides in this feud. Bitch’s loyalty obviously lies with Kelly’s left tit.
Here’s another shot for Bethenny to line her cat’s litter box with: