YES, this is supposed to Debbie (I will never call her Deborah) Gibson showing off her new bikini body in the pages of InTouch Weekly. That’s what both WOW Report and Tabloid Prodigy say. But even if I squint my eyes while teasing my hair and humming “Shake Your Love,” I still don’t see it. Maybe if I spray some Electric Youth cologne at the screen I’ll see the Debbie we all know and love, because right now I just see Uma Thurman after going overboard in the sauna.
Now I know how Jodie Foster felt in Sommersby when she walked into the kitchen and expected to see her long-lost husband but found Richard Gere there instead. To the “Debbie Gibson” in the picture above: YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND!