LiLo Fucked Up Again

February 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Crazy Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner was going to pay Lindsay Lohan $150,000 to escort him to the Vienna Ball tonight. All Blohan had to do was get her ass on a plane to Vienna and keep the crackhead behavior to a minimum during the ball. Easy money. But since the ho’s responsible gene followed her dignity out the door years ago, she missed her flight thus missing out on a paycheck. Doesn’t this bitch watch The Secret Diary of A Call Girl? The first rule of whoring is to never be late for a call!

Richard is telling the press that Blohan lost track of time while shopping for booze and fags crap at duty free and got to the gate two hours after boarding time. British Airways refused to let Blohan on the flight unless she paid the $22,000 carrier fee for the 2-hour delay. She didn’t have a credit card with a high enough limit and British Airways wouldn’t take a handjob as payment, so the plane took off without her.

So this spoiled bitch knew the plane was waiting for her ass yet she continued to shop for Marlboros? When is Beverly D’Angelo going to show up in a bubble and transform Blohan into a homeless person who is forced to get a job as a Beverly Hills maid? Blohan needs to learn a lesson only a 1980s movie can teach.

Fortunately for Richard, he was able to get an escort at the last minute. Richard will sashay into the ball on the arm of male German entertainer Dieter Bohlen.

If Richard wanted a hot German piece to be his date, he really should’ve rang up Bill Kaulitz. That unicorn looks better in a gown than Blohan anyway.

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