Let’s Blame Rachael

February 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Isaboo, Rachael Ray’s pet pit bull, might be sent to the gas chamber after she sort-of, kind-of pulled a Mike Tyson on another dog. The National Enquirer (via Radar) says that earlier this month in NYC, Isaboo ripped off another dog’s ear during a walk. The dog was rushed to the animal hospital and the vet was able to save some of its ear, but unfortunately it’s still walking around with a fucked up ear.

A source says that Rachael’s husband called the other dog’s owner and offered to pay for all the medical bills. The owner apparently agreed, but that still doesn’t change the fact that the poor pooch is going to get laughed at by all the other dogs for having an ear that looks like one of Paris Hilton’s labia lips! DAMN THAT Isaboo!

Rachael is thinking about muzzling Isaboo or getting her more training, because she’s afraid she might go after a person next. The source added, “Rachael calls Isaboo her baby,’ but after the latest dog fight, she’s living in fear that her pet will have to be put down.”

If I had to listen to Rachael’s “Miley Cyrus gargling nails” voice every single day, I’d probably go crazy in the brains and bite an ear off too. Rachael and Isaboo both need some Cesar Milan in their lives. Rachael needs to put that terrifying trucker voice to good use and become pack leader. I mean, homegirl is already built like a bull dog, so she can easily take charge!

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