Afternoon Crumbs

February 11, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m not sure if I should file Lady GaGa’s latest look under “coagulated sperm” or “whitehead infestation (aka Cameron Diaz after eating a pizza) ” – The Blemish

The chick from Fringe goes topless for Esquire, but it would’ve been much sexier if she wore a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit – Egotastic!

Speaking of the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit, RiRi will be wearing one any day now – Just Jared

Kara Diowhateveryournameis, as a friend who cares (I’m crossing my finger) please stay fully clothed at all times – Hollywood Tuna

The Fatuation meets The Situation – Towleroad

Angelina Jolie’s next piece (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Not since Imelda Marcos has there been someone with such a beautiful collection of footwear – Popsugar

Happy Chinese New Year from Fishsticks (who is Year of the Cunt) – Lainey Gossip

Bratty children in St. Barts beware, Ivanka Trump is waiting to attack – Hollywood Rag

Snooki is everywhere – Cityrag

Megan Fox’s best work to date – Celebitchy

John Travolta is still at the bottom of the lacefront game. Does Beyonce give private lessons? – Holy Moly!

“So impressed with producers” is 2010’s “gave everyone a blowjob” – Celebslam

RiRi’s Rude Boy video barfed all over Beyonce and Alicia Keys – Popbytes

Personally, I’d rather Johnny Depp and Penny Cruz do a sequel to Blow – Socialite Life

Wheel of IVF BABIES!!! hosted by OctoCrazy – I’m Not Obsessed

Friday Nights Lights will go out after its fifth season – ICYDK

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