This Will Keep Jack Frost (And Your Dignity) At Bay

February 10, 2010 / Posted by:

While watching this ridiculous commercial for the “Hoodie-Footie-Snuggle-Suit” (which is also Gay Al Reynold’s nickname for condoms), I wasn’t even tempted to click on over to the purchase this toddler onesie for grown women and gays who don’t give a fuck.

Okay, I’ll admit that it is a little hard to resist since they used the word “marshmallow” and getting around really IS a hassle. But the makers of this dick deflector got it all wrong, because they didn’t add bunny ears and an easy access ass flap. That would’ve sold me. Until they get it right, I’ll stick with my Pajama Jeans.

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