There Goes John Mayer’s “Hood Pass”

February 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Since John Mayer’s publicist is standing on a ledge somewhere and everyone is throwing shit bombs at his front door, he decided he should probably apologize for using the n-word during an interview with Playboy Magazine.

In the interview (click here for the full enema), John gave oral to his foot by saying that his penis is the president of the “I Heart David Duke” fan club. John also used the n-word when he farted about how black people love him so much that they gave him a “hood pass.

John said he was oh-so-sowwy on his Twitter page:

Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.

And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews. It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it’s gotten out of hand and I’ve created somewhat of a monster. I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don’t have the stomach for it. Again, because I don’t want anyone to think I’m equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again.I just wanted to play the guitar for people. Everything else just sort of popped up and I improvised, and kept doubling down on it…

We don’t have the stomach (or any other organ) for it either, John.

And don’t be surprised when Summer’s Eve announces they are officially changing their name to John Mayer’s Eve.

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