That’s Not His Wife

February 10, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Ewan McGregor’s wife of 15 years might be burning all his shit on the lawn ala Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale after seeing these pictures of him strolling arm-in-arm through Paris with 26-year-old actress Mélanie Laurent. Ewan and Mélanie just finished up shooting a movie together in France.

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Ewan’s wife has already given the okay for him to pass his peen around as he pleases? Maybe Mélanie has the drunks so hard that if she doesn’t lean against Ewan she’ll stumble into the street and get ran over by a car? Maybe Ewan has an ear infection so Mélanie has to get close to talk to him? Maybe Ewan and Mélanie are best friends in the Milo & Otis sense and they’re cuddling together because it’s cold outside?

There’s a lot of maybes. The only way to find out the real truth is to press our ears against Ewan’s wife’s front door. If she’s blasting “Not Gon’ Cry,” well then we know what’s going on.

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