Nicole Forrester is the Atlanta stripper who claimed she was carrying on an affair with Fuggie Fug’s husband Josh Duhamel. Josh denied away, but Nicole still stuck by her story. Since Tiger Woods’ bus full of harems ran over Nicole’s spotlight and everyone forgot about her ass, she had to do something to keep the dollars raining on her snatch. So Nicole is now telling friends that she’s pregnant, and she’s 95% sure Josh is the father. And I”m 100% sure that she’s full of shit.
According to The National Enquirer, Nicole, who already has two kids, told her friends that she’s three-and-a-half months pregnant. One of Nicole’s friends added, “She said, ‘I’m carrying a million dollar baby!‘” But if it’s not Josh’s, she’s carrying a welfare baby.
But Nicole is the Wile E. Coyote of whores, because she fucked herself in the ass by previously saying she only had safe sex with Josh. Fail Whore. Nicole gives all gold digging sluts a bad name. First of all, Nicole effed up by not secretly recording Josh in the act. Missed opportunity. Second of all, don’t ever give too many details, because you never know when you’re going to have to pull out the baby card in the near future. Rielle Hunter, come and collect this amateur to show her how it’s really done.