Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl’s Sanity

February 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Since the Mission Impossible franchise keeps Suri’s high heels closet full and Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole freshly bleached, he’s going to return to the series for a fourth time. Deadline says that Tommy Girl has already scooted on the dotted line and will not only star in the fourth Mission Impossible, but he will also executive produce it along with J.J. Abrams. J.J. won’t direct this gay alien orgy, so they are currently looking for a director. Shooting will start this summer and it will be released on Memorial Day weekend in 2011.

The Mission Impossible franchise has made $1.4 billion worldwide. No word on how much cash Tommy Girl is going to stuff in his cleavage or what kind of back end deal he received while moaning and flicking at his nipples.

If Tommy wants to play spy girl again, let him! I just hope he queefs the crazy out in large doses while promoting this latest jizz stain. Or maybe he’ll shock us all by acting not-crazy.

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