The Unretouched Vadge Pictures Keep Leaking
A few weeks ago, an unphotoshopped picture of Vadge’s “I’ll get you my pretty” face terrorized the internet. And now we’ve got another one. Although, this one isn’t going to make you want to hide your children under their beds.
New York Magazine posted this before and after from Vadge’s Louis Vuitton campaign. Even wonk-eyed Vienna Sausage from The Bachelor could clearly see that “after” picture has been covered with layers and layers of Photoshop. They erased the He-Man from her arms, replaced her current face with her True Blue face and then made it rain watercolors all over her.
Personally, I prefer the “before” picture, because Vadge looks like your drunk stepmom after coming back from a costume party where she dressed as a bordello version of Donnie Darko. Vadge is impatiently waiting for you to get her a cup of Alka-Seltzer on the rocks with a splash of gin.