Snooki Now Has A True Love To Share Her Pickle With

February 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Snooki has finally found a juiced up Guido meat head to hold her hair when she barfs up last night’s Jager shots, kiss her bruises when she gets punched in the mug and sleep on the beach with her when she’s too drunk to find her way home.

Snooki and her piece of the moment Emilio Antonio flew into NYC’s La Guardia Airport last night looking like two gremlins after drinking an entire bottle of Ed Hardy perfume.

I’m sure these two love dingles will last longer than a herpes outbreak. And I hope Emilio doesn’t mind his dick smelling like the Vlasic stork’s breath, because Snooki uses pickle juice as lube.

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