Open Post: Hosted By KFat

February 9, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

My Tivo is lazier than a baby on Ambien, so it did not record last night’s premiere of Celebrity Fit Club. Thankfully, TMZ and HuffPo posted what looks like to be the best moment of that mess. It’s KFed flaunting his Burger King-approved body. KFed almost gives better side-boob than Salma Hayek.

When talking to the judges about his chunk, KFed joked that he looks like the pregnant man. That joke wasn’t not funny, because it’s entirely possible that KFed could become the next pregnant dude. Dude’s sperm could impregnate a fire hydrant, so I’m sure he could knock himself up. Maybe he was on the wrong reality show. Maybe he should’ve been on “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” instead. There’s probably a baby KFed crawling through the sewers right now.

Here’s the other “celebrities” of Celebrity Fit Club: Bobby “Doody Bubble Popper” Brown, Jay from Project Runway, some chick from High School Musical, Nicole Eggert, Sebastian Bach, Shar Jackson, and Pop Off from Bad Girls Club.

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