Mirrors Are Scary
Rich at FourFour has once again spent many long hours away from Winston to put together this supercut starring the hardest working bitch in Hollywood: THE MIRROR! According to film makers, when you close your bathroom medicine cabinet there’s a good chance that a monster, a creepy boyfriend (who you suspect is plotting to kill you) or Harrison Ford will be staring back at you.
The truth is, bathroom mirrors don’t really scare me. I mean, my bathroom is so damn small that it would be pretty much impossible to successfully creep up behind me. Only an anorexic fly, a dandelion or Gary Coleman on rubber stilts could do it. Since I put it that way, now I’m officially scared of mirrors thanks to my own thoughts.
But I still rip open the shower curtain all dramatic-like just in case a maniac with a machete is behind it. If you’re going to go out, you might as well give them some THEATER!