Joe Rogan, who got famous for yelling at hos to drink the rat milkshake faster on Fear Factor, has himself a little admirer. An admirer who peeks at his peen in the locker room after Jiu-Jitsu training. Joe tries to play like this bothers his ass, but you know he wants everyone’s eyeballs glued to his “hog.” But let’s play along with Joe.
Joe decided that it was time to catch the hog watcher by recording him in the act. This is where it starts to get really weird. A huge part me (mostly every part but my no-no) thinks this is staged. Why would the boy be so damn obvious while a camera is on him? I know that whenever I play a game of peek-a-peen in the locker room, I always disguise myself as a pile of towels. This kid isn’t even trying. But he’s probably only staring because Joe’s dick is shaped like a pig’s tail, which would explain why he keeps calling it a “hog.”
And you may want to turn down the volume before hitting play on this wreck. Unless your name is David Beckham, you probably aren’t used to the sound of pigs snorting.