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February 8, 2010 / Posted by:

During a drag show in Brazil a few days ago, Beyonce slipped on Michelle Williams’ career and aaaaaaaaaalmost busted her ass. I need a refund. I had the laughs locked and ready to go, but Beyonce’s triple decker ass did not hit the stage. Just when she was about to go boom, her wig spread its wings and saved the day. Damn.

It sucks for us that Beyonce’s nalgas didn’t kiss the stage, but it’s good for Solange. Because when Beyonce falls, the ceiling in Solange’s basement drops down 2 inches.

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