So That’s What Hef Saw In These Two

February 8, 2010 / Posted by:

I never understood why Hugh Hefner’s pacemaker skipped two beats for his ex-girlfriends The Shannon Twins. They were so below average on every level to me. I figured he liked the choo choo choo noises they made when they spoon fed him. But after seeing these pictures of them at Playboy’s Super Bowl party this past weekend, I now see what Hef sees. Like me, Hef has a soft spot for Fresno meth hooker hair circa 1987 (aka “chola going to spring formal” hair aka 90s teen mom hair aka Sav-On cashier hair).

This is the kind of hair you get when all you’ve got is a travel-sized bottle of gel and a gas station sink. When your trick gets a little too carried away and sprays the party all over your hair, simply rinse it off in a sink (a garden hose will do too), shake the water out, apply a generous amount of gel and scrunch your way to instant glamour! In just a few minutes, you’ll look just like these two day-shift pussy peddlers.

I should’ve never doubted Hef’s cataract encrusted eye. He knows what’s good.

Here’s the other junkies, tramps and thieves who showed up for the potato buffet at the Playboy Mansion yesterday. They are: Mini-Me, Chuy, The Two Coreys, The New Landers Sisters, Daisy de la Whora, nuns from the Cathedral of Our Lady of Angels and Brittania from Rock of Love Bus.

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