The Kitty Halftime Show from last night’s Puppy Bowl is just as entertaining to watch while completely sober. I can type that with confidence, because I just watched it again while not under the influence of sugar wafers (there was a special) and hard lemonade. This also lets me know that I have a touch of Susan Boyle in me, because this is like porn to her. This is her Q-Tip.
Since we’re on the subject of halftime shows, here’s the full video from the OTHER halftime show starring Pete Townshend’s pepaw pouch.