Is This The Precious Face Of A Gayelle Who Would Hit A Lohan?

On Friday there was a rumor going around the block that Lindsay Lohan threw a drink at SamRo during a fight at some club. Well, today there’s a new story about how SamRo threw her fists at HoHan’s face. This is what happens when Michael Lohan and fan fiction meet.

A source (aka The Bagina Basher of Long Island) close to both SamRo and HoHan tells Radar that there’s some lezzie domestic violence shit going on. The source said, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

It doesn’t help matters that SamRo moved into LiLo’s apartment building, “It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

While I’m sure the two have whooped each other over the last line, I don’t know if I completely buy this. I just tried to envision LiLo as Sophia and SamRo as Harpo from The Color Purple, and it didn’t work. I even pictured LiLo giving the “All my life…” speech to Pooty. Does not compute.

This rumor sounds like something that came out of Michael Lohan’s ass during one of his more intense bowel movements. But if it is true, throw SamRo in the clink! Actually, SamRo surrounded by butch puss doesn’t sound like much of a punishment. Throw her in White Oprah’s basement instead!