From Vadge To Kate To Cameron

February 8, 2010 / Posted by:

OK! Magazine is saying that manskank A-Rod has replaced Kate Hudson with Cameron Diaz as his part-time fuck partner. Apparently, A-Roidy and Cameron dry humped and slobbered on each other at a Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night. Where was the dog catcher with a garden hose when we really needed one?

The witness-type said that a drunk ass Cameron was freaking on A-Rod all night, “A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up. They were having a great time. Cameron was grinding on A-Rod.”

Cameron Diaz should not be grinding on A-Rod at some party. Cameron shouldn’t even be at a party to begin with. Cameron should be at the doctor’s office to figure out why her face looks like a week-old pizza slice that has been reheated in the microwave. Bitch’s face is melting! Although, grinding on A-Rod could be the cause of that.

Here’s A-Rod and Cameron posing with two leather daddies on Saturday night. Tommy Girl must have let out an after-butt-sex queef while this picture was taken, because Stepford Katie looks like she’s in the middle of a face seizure.

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