Dear Strange Hand, Maddox Will Not High Five You

February 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Maddox won’t even shake that hand. Hell, he won’t air kiss it! That strange hand just needs to leave its offering at Maddox’s feet and BE GONE!

So yesterday was supposed to be Maddox and his pet billy goat’s play date at the Super Bowl, but of course St. Angie had to fly in on her angel-drawn chariot and crash the party! Angie Jo joined Maddox and Billy Goat Brad in a private box to bless the Saints. And while in their private box, Brad and Angie were all over each like Aniston and her Pillow Person. They even kissed on the lips!

Of course, this is just the latest song in the never-ending dance-off between the Brangeloonies and the Brangeh8erz.

One half is saying (these are real comments from a real website): “Maybe they should tell Maddox that he should be happy too!! He looks sad, while his psyco mom and smelly dad are just looking for the cameras to put on a show!! What losers!!!

And the other half is screaming: “It’s sad that haters hate them but that’s okay because love loves them. These photos are pure because they are in a private suite and generally the windows are tinted in some sky boxes. I promise you they did not know some photog decided to snap intimate moments of them throughout the whole game.

“Love loves them” has become my new favorite laxative of choice.

The only thing these pictures really tell me is that Angie really has a lot of restraint. How can her mouth get that close to Brad’s goat beard without chewing it off?

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